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Hi, I'm normal in that wired kind of way.

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[Feb. 18th, 2010|12:15 am]
Hi, I'm normal in that wired kind of way.
Dear Livejournal,

First of all, get yourself into the dictionary. Not anything fancy, just one that makes those stupid red dashes go away. They remind me of eye-veins, which is gross.

Second of all, I appreciate the fact that you like making money and, it's good to know that Jack in the Box makes Grilled Cheese but A) I hate your ads everyday of my life and B) I have like four kinds of cheddar downstairs so.... I'll make my own bleeping sandwich thank you.


Love,
Nils


P.S. I have an internet crush on Chris Leavins.

P.S.S. Robert Pattinson will ALWAYS be a glittery vampire, he will never be a respected actor. LOOK WHAT'CHA DID, BOBBY. (Unless of 'course he gets abs like the werewolf kid, 'cause no one recognized shark boy after that)
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From: 88keyrequiem
2010-02-18 05:55 pm (UTC)
Hahaha :) You crack me up, Nils. The funny thing about this? I pretty much have to agree with everything you said. Lolz.
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[User Picture]From: noushutup
2010-02-20 02:24 am (UTC)
LOL EYE-VEINS!
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