||[Feb. 18th, 2010|12:15 am]
Hi, I'm normal in that wired kind of way.
Dear Livejournal, |
First of all, get yourself into the dictionary. Not anything fancy, just one that makes those stupid red dashes go away. They remind me of eye-veins, which is gross.
Second of all, I appreciate the fact that you like making money and, it's good to know that Jack in the Box makes Grilled Cheese but A) I hate your ads everyday of my life and B) I have like four kinds of cheddar downstairs so.... I'll make my own bleeping sandwich thank you.
P.S. I have an internet crush on Chris Leavins.
P.S.S. Robert Pattinson will ALWAYS be a glittery vampire, he will never be a respected actor. LOOK WHAT'CHA DID, BOBBY. (Unless of 'course he gets abs like the werewolf kid, 'cause no one recognized shark boy after that)